It's Five O' Clock Somewhere (feat. Jimmy Buffett)

The sun is hot and that ole clock is moving slow

And so am I

Workday passes like molasses in wintertime

But it's July

I'm getting paid by the hour, and older by the minute

My boss just pushed me over the limit

I'd like to call him something but think I'll just call it a day

Pour me something tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It's only half past twelve, but I don't care

It's five o'clock somewhere

This lunch break is gonna take all afternoon

And half the night

Tomorrow morning I know there'll be hell to pay

Hey, but that's alright

I ain't had a day off now in over a year

My Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here

If the phone's for me you can tell 'em I've just sailed away

And pour me something tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It's only half past twelve, but I don't care

It's five o'clock somewhere

I could pay off my tab

Pour myself in a cab and be back to work before two

At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder

What would Jimmy Buffet do?

Funny you should ask, Alan

I'd say, pour me something tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It's only half past twelve, but I don't care

Pour me something tall and strong

Make it a hurricane before I go insane

It's only half past twelve, but I don't care

He don't care and I don't care

It's five o'clock somewhere