Lawyers In Love

I can't keep up with what's been going down

I think my heart must just be slowing down

Among the human beings

In their designer jeans

Am I the only one who hears the screams

And the strangled cries of lawyers in love?

God sends his spaceships to America the beautiful

They land at six o'clock and there we are, the dutiful

Eating from TV trays

Tuned into Happy Days

Waiting for World War III while Jesus slaves

To the mating calls of lawyers in love

Ooh, sha-la-la, ooh

Ooh, sha-la-la, ooh

Ooh, sha-la-la, ooh

Ooh, sha-la-la, ooh

Last night I watched the news from Washington, the capital

The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them, like Russians will

Now we've got all this room

We've even got the moon

And I hear the USSR will be open soon

As vacation land for lawyers in love

Lawyers in love

Ooh, sha-la-la, ooh

Ooh, sha-la-la, ooh

Ooh, sha-la-la, ooh

Ooh, sha-la-la, ooh

Lawyers in love