I read it in the LA Times

There's pressure buildin' up on the big fault line

It made me think about your face

And how it'd look if there was an 8.8

I clasp my hands together

And I pray while I watch the weather

For an earthquake

Nothing would thrill me more

Than to see your bones crushed on the floor and

I hope there's an earthquake

Nothing could say goodbye

Now I can't sleep unless you die girl

I hope there's an earthquake

And the roof falls on your head

I'd like to hit you with my shoe

And laugh about all the damage I could do

Like swing a bat and break your knees

Inject you with a terminal disease

But what could kill you faster

Than a natural disaster

Like an earthquake

Nothing would thrill me more

Than to see your bones crushed on the floor and

I hope there's an earthquake

Nothing could say goodbye

Now I can't sleep unless you die girl

I hope there's an earthquake

And the roof falls on your head

*couple arguing*

*news report*

Today's top story - Southern California is rocked by a monstrous earthquake measuring 8.8 on the Richtor scale. No figures are in yet, but officials are speculating that this quake might just be the Big One

Yeah nothing would thrill me more

Than to see your bones crushed on the floor and

I hope there's an earthquake

Nothing could say goodbye

Now I can't sleep unless you die girl

I hope there's an earthquake

Nothing would thrill me more

Than to see your bones crushed on the floor and

I hope there's an earthquake

Nothing could say goodbye

Now I can't sleep unless you die girl

I hope there's an earthquake

And the roof falls on your head