Men

They buy you dinner, open your door

Other than that, what are they good for?

Men, I'm talking 'bout men

They all want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad

They make me so mad

Men, I'm talking 'bout men

Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger than you

You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em

Men, I'm talking 'bout men

They love their toys, they make their noise

They're nothing but a bunch of overgrown boys

Men, I'm talking 'bout men

If you give 'em what they want, they never fall in love

Don't give 'em nothing, they can't get enough

Men, I'm talking 'bout men

Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger than you

You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em

Men, I'm talking 'bout men

In the beginning, they always aim to please

They serve a purpose, they fill a need

They ensure survival of the species

They take you for a ride, run outta gas

Most of the time, they're a pain the yeah, yeah

Men, I'm talking 'bout men

Well, you can't beat 'em up 'cause they're bigger than you

You can't live with 'em and you just can't shoot 'em

Men, talking 'bout men

Silver tongue devils, well they're lying through their teeth

Saying anything just to sweep you off your feet

Ooh yeah

Men,  talking 'bout men

Mere mortal men