Wet Dream

He scraped his knee and no one jerked him off or rubbed his back for free And someone might never love me She was stung by a bee but she still had to make them toast with honey And how can I sleep when nobody loves me We are lost at sea and no one jerked us off and somebody thinks it's funny That we will never agree Salt water makes crappy chai tea But I think I read in a magazine How science proved that the universe Is someone's erotic dream Based on these findings we've concluded That oranges are better than tangerines. He was in love with she but she lusted for another he, poor me And there's a cute little kitty named misery And we died at sea and on top of that I couldn't find my car keys One kitty, two kitty, now there's three Four and five that's too many fleas. But I think I read in a magazine How science proved that the universe Is someone's erotic dream Based on these findings we've concluded That oranges are better than tangerines. (Repeat verse and chorus) And if I said I knew the way to heaven They'd have to hold me down and squirt me twice with their pepper spray. They'd make me stand before the prosecution Found guilty of exaggeration I'd win a million days to rot away. (Repeat)