I finished at the high of my high school

They said I could do whatever I wanted to

I thought about it for a while

And I answered with a smile...

I choose failure, failure and regret

Failure and dreams are never met

Failure, failure and regret

Failure and dreams are never met

I learned to follow rules and be regrets

My parents were so proud of my success

I could say it was fun but I�d be a liar

Four years, light a match put my head of fire

I choose failure, failure and regret

Failure and dreams are never met

Failure, failure and regret

Failure and dreams are never met

It�s a lo-ooo-ng wa-aaa-y do-aaa-wn

And there�s so much further to go

So much further to go

Uh oh

(Stanza above ^ is sung against stanza's below until the line �Having sex with private squirrels�)

It�s Rolly polly feeling of never knowing what to do

Knowing exactly how parents smells

Stealing each and every toe

Never getting out of bed

They pick some-one else instead

Burning cups but now they�re calm

Waking up in a bull-a-bard

You can�t even touch your toes

We all know where your money goes

Parking bills, playing cards, they look like they�re having fun

Holding fast, weekend goes, waiting but they never called

Having sex with private squirrels

Beaten up by little girls

Heman flap, photo op, nail but never flop

Now I�d ask you to do the dance but someone stole your underpants

Wake all night, sleep all day

Looks like that fracture will go away

Public place, secret chain

You�ve only got yourself to blame

We could never get your turn

These are lessons that you�ll never learn

A perfect moment but you spoiled it

I put your gold fish down the toilet

Oh I�m serious, oh I�m serious

Next to you, no one cares

This is all when I�m under

Forgot it that there is no cure

For Failure, failure and regret

Failure and dreams are never met

Failure, failure and regret

Failure and dreams are never met

(Stanza above ^ is sung against stanza below until closing of song)

It�s a lo-ooo-ng wa-aaa-y do-aaa-wn

And there�s so much further to go

So much further to go

Uh oh