Augustus Gloop

Oompa loompa, oompa loompa Oompa loompa, loompa, loompa Oompa loompa, oompa loompa Oompa loompa, loompa, loompa Oompa loompa, oompa loompa Oompa loompa, loompa, loompa Oompa loompa, oompa loompa Oompa loompa, loompa, loompa Oompa loompa, oompa loompa (hey, ooh, hey, ooh) Oompa loompa, loompa, loompa (hey, ooh, hey, ooh) Oompa loompa, oompa loompa (hey, ooh, hey, ooh) Oompa loompa, loompa, loompa (hey, ooh, hey, ooh) Oompa loompa, oompa loompa Oompa loompa, loompa, loompa (Hey, hey, hey, hey) (Hey, hey, hey, hey) (Hey, hey, hey, hey) (Hey, hey, hey, hey) Augustus Gloop, Augustus Gloop The great big greedy nincompoop Augustus Gloop, so big and vile So greedy, foul, and infantile Come on, we cried, the time is ripe To send him shootin' up the pipe But don't, dear children, be alarmed Augustus Gloop will not be harmed Augustus Gloop will not be harmed Although, of course, we must admit He will be altered quite a bit Slowly, wheels go 'round and 'round And cogs begin to grind and pound We'll boil him for a minute more Until we're absolutely sure Then out he comes, by God, by grace A miracle has taken place A miracle has taken place This greedy brute, this louse's ear Is loved by people everywhere For who could hate or bear a grudge Against a luscious bit of fudge