What the Hell Happened

Look at my mama

Look at my pop

Look at my brother

Making them little girls' jaws drop

Look at my sister

So beautiful to see

What the hell happened to me?

Got a big-ass nose

Fat gaps in my teeth

Hair coming out of my ears

And big old stinky feet

I swear the girl at the gate

Just gagged when I gave her my I.D

What the hell happened to me?

What the hell happened

I wish I knew

What the hell happened

Not so much I can do

Got Gable and Lombard

For a mom and a dad

Got a brother braggin'

'Bout all the ass he's had

Must've been stuck in the shallow end of the pool of genes

What the hell happened to me?

What the hell happened

I wish I knew

What the hell happened

Not so much I can do