The man from Greggs gave me a cold steak bake

I want it from the oven, want that pastry to flake

Just give me something I can work with brother

Shift starts in five so I can't wait for another

Eat that shit, open up, pints flying off the bar

Not worth it for that kind of work, that won't take you far

Before you know it I'm gone, you're taking the piss

Twelve quid for an uber, think I'll give that a miss

Charlie's up for a drink? When is he not

The fud comes along and now he's buying the shots

I can sense the disappointment every time we come in

"Are these the boys who are always pissing in the bin?"

No comment (it was definitely me)

Skip the queue for a poo with the state my bowels are in

Some cunt's banging on the door

Do that again mate I'll have you licking piss up from the floor

You're taking the mick

Are you mad?

Get to fuck mate

With a fucking trim like that it's hard to feel bad

Five shifts a week

It's still not enough to get by in this city of fucking freaks

The capital of Scotland?

More like the capital of fucking shit (fucking stinks mate)

They call it Old Reekie because it stinks of it

What's even gonna happen if I get this degree?

Those lads in the interviews will look at me

They'll sit me down, offer a drink

They'll ask their fucking questions

I'll forget to think

Lately I, I've just been biding my time

Dodging work and sipping on Sancerre wine

And the people? Oh don't get me started

Every one of them, is just fucking-

OFFENSIVE TERMS AND SLURS ARE NOT TOLERATED BY CROX AND SOX

What was I thinking?

Such a fucking dick

What a shithole

Such a fucking shithole

What a shithole

Such a fucking shithole

What a shithole (it's a fucking shithole mate!)

Such a fucking shithole (fucking stinks)

What a shithole

Such a fucking shithole (can't even shower for five minutes until the hot water runs out)

What a shithole

What a fucking shithole (fucking reeks of piss)

Such a shithole (fucking junkies all over the shop)

What a fucking shithole (get to fuck)

Fucking shithole (fucking arsehole)

What a fucking shithole (can't stand the fucking lot of you)

Such a shithole (fuck off)

Such a fucking shithole

Just fuck off (it's a fucking shithole)