Watched a fifteen minute video, now I know it all

Diagnosing everyone I meet from spring to fall"Actually" is my favorite word in every conversation

Self-appointed expert with zero formal education

Comment section PhD

Trust me, I did the research, see

Did my own research! (Three tabs deep!)

Knew this already! (In my sleep!)

Actually, actually! (Let me explain!)

Wikipedia university, no pain!

Doctor said one thing but the forum said another

Nutritionist advice? I'll take the one from that one mother

Peer reviewed studies versus my gut feeling wins

Slide into every thread and let the lecture begin

Fourteen likes means I am right

Screenshot that, I won this fight

Did my own research! (Three tabs deep!)

Knew this already! (In my sleep!)

Actually, actually! (Let me explain!)

Wikipedia university, no pain!

No degree but I'm the smartest here

Every expert wrong, that much is clear

Six months ago knew nothing at all

Now I'm the one who answers every call

Scientists spent thirty years on this

I spent thirty minutes, something's amiss

Correlation means causation right?

I'll correct the professor tonight

Source? I'll find it later, trust the vibe

Meanwhile subscribe to my channel and subscribe

Everything they taught you was a lie

I watched a documentary, that's why

Did my own research! (Three tabs deep!)

Knew this already! (In my sleep!)

Actually, actually! (Let me explain!)

Wikipedia university, no pain!

No degree but I'm the smartest here

Every expert wrong, that much is clear

Six months ago knew nothing at all

Now I'm the one who answers every call