wherever i come bad luck is coming my way
wherever i go hard luck is there to stay
if i say yes people laugh and say i'm mad
if i say no they get furious and i get said
goodluck never stays a day
bad luck's always coming my way
they call me the calamity man
but i'm trying as hard as i can
to keep bad luck away from me
but i'm doomed to live a life filled with misery
i took a trip to england on a ferryboat
after a while it sank after being afloat
few years ago i went to holidays on tenerife
leaving there people full of grief
goodluck never stays a day
bad luck's always coming my way
they call me the calamity man
but i'm trying as hard as i can
to keep bad luck away from me
but i'm doomed to live a life filled with misery
i'm even worse than a tornado, whirlwind, hurricane
even my looks make ordinary people go insane
when they put me away in a bunker of ferro-concrete
my misery radiation made it crash completely
goodluck never stays a day
bad luck's always coming my way
they call me the calamity man
but i'm trying as hard as i can
to keep bad luck away from me
but i'm doomed to live a life filled with misery
i took a trip to england on a ferryboat
after a while it sank after being afloat
few years ago i went to holidays on tenerife
leaving there people full of grief
goodluck never stays a day
bad luck's always coming my way
they call me the calamity man
but i'm trying as hard as i can
to keep bad luck away from me
but i'm doomed to live a life filled with misery
