You Fascinate Me So

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head

There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know

You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed

You fascinate me so

I feel like Christopher Columbus when I'm near enough to contemplate

The sweet geography descending from your eyebrow to your toe

The possibilities are more than I can possibly enumerate

That's why you fascinate me so

So sermonize and preach to me

Make your sanctimonious little speech to me

But oh, my darlin', you'll forgive my inability to concentrate

I think I'm dealing with a powder keg that's just about to blow

Will the end result deflate me, or will you annihilate me?

You fascinate me so

I have a feeling that beneath that little halo on your noble head

There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know

Oh, well, you're like the finish of a novel

That I'll finally have to take to bed

Oh, you fascinate me so

I feel like Christopher Columbus when I'm near enough to contemplate

The sweet geography descending from your eyebrow to your toe

The possibilities are more than I can possibly enumerate

Baby, that's why you fascinate me so

Sermonize at me, preach to me

Make your sanctimonious little speech to me

But oh, my darlin', you'll forgive my inability to concentrate

I think I'm dealing with a powder keg that's just about to blow

Oh, will the end result deflate me, or will you annihilate me?

You aggravate me, you irritate me

You fascinate me so

You do, you do, you do, you do

You do, you do, you do, you do