Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

One, two, three, four Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe, pa-ra-ra She's been drinkin' too much egg nod And we begged her not to go (don't go, grandma) But she forgot her medication And she staggered out the door into the snow When we found her, Christmas mornin' At the scene of the attack (let me tell you something) She has hoof prints on her forehead And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back (two, three) Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house, Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe, pa-ra-ra Now we're all so proud of Grandpa He's been takin' this so well See him in there watchin' football (Hallelujah) Playin' cards and drinkin' beer with cousin Belle It's not Christmas without grandma All the family's dressed in black (amazing grace) And we just can't help but wonder Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (Send them back?) Oh, grandma got run over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house, Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe Now the goose is on the table And the pudding made of fig And a blue and silver candles That would just have matched the hair in grandma's wig I've warned all my friends and neighbours Better watch out for yourselves (saying what?) "They should never give a licence, no To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves" (and that's why) Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walkin' home from our house, Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and grandpa, we believe, pa-ra-ra But as for me and grandpa, we believe, pa-ra-ra Yes, as for me and grandpa we believe La-la-la, la-la-la La, la, la, la, la