A Really Lousy Day in the Universe

Hey, mister! Hey, you! What are you looking so sad for? Nothing, really nothing, Absolutely nothing How about some money? I can't refuse I need new shoes And some pants I need romance What about you? Tonight, after eight long hours he appeared It was worse than the doctor had feared And then the doctor said "I hoped by now he'd be awake; At least I thought he'd be awake. My mistake!" Then I prodded him and poked him And his mother started crying And then Rhoda started yelling at the nurse It was a really lousy day in the universe You love him Too bad What are you looking surprised for? We hoped things would turn out better Things don't get better They only seem to Then they don't Don't be surprised When life turns out to be A trashy old catastrophe and... Oh, hey, mister! It's all right Life is a rotten occasion Let me give you money Please forget the money Please do not insult me I'm not amused But it's therapy I give therapy for free I'm just glad to have a client finally So I called his name and hugged him But the jerk is in a coma And his mother hopes he dies if he gets worse It was a really lousy day in the universe They all are They all are