Gonna Buy Me a Dog

Now? You know my girl now? No? You know my girl just called me up And she woke me from my sleep You should have heard the things she said You know she hurt my feelings deep I'm gonna buy me a dog A dog? A dog Why? Why? 'Cause I need a friend now Babe, you need all the friends You can get, I'm tellin' you I'm gonna buy me a dog My girl, my girl, don't love me no how Don't ruin my song man It's the only song I have It was ruined when it was wrote Uh, where's the verse? She used to bring me my, my newspaper You don't even know where it's at 'Cause she knew where it was at She used to keep me so contented But I can teach a dog to do that I'm gonna buy me a dog You couldn't teach a dog to do that You can only train elephants 'Cause I need a friend now I need a friend now, now, yeah I'm gonna buy me a dog A dog, here Rover, Fido, Spot! My girl, my girl, don't love me no how One, two, three, four One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, hike! Eight, nine Hike! Hike! I was late on that one I just got back from Africa, you know I was playing cards with the natives Oh, Zulus? No, I usually won, ah, ah, ah! I wish I had a glass of water Why? Ya thirsty? No. I want to see if my neck leaks I'd buy a raccoon, but John already has one Thirty-five bucks Where do I come in, here? I, I'm gonna buy me a dog Dog! A dog hmm! Yeah! As I need a friend now Yeah, yeah! Boop, boop, sh-bop, bop, ramalama I'm gonna buy me a dog Want my girl? My girl, don't love me no how, how Now, now brown cow I think I'm gonna buy me a dog, yes sir I'm gonna buy me a dog If I was looking for a word to describe what I'm gonna buy I think 'dog' would be the word Would it? Would it be dog? It would be dog Definitely dog It would come springing from my lips 'Dog' Springing from! Let's get out of here Springing from my It's alright Tony, can you turn it off please Can somebody open the door and let us out? They are coming to take us away!