(It's) Hairspray

What gets a girl power and punch? Is it a charm? Is it a poise? No, it's hairspray What gets a gal asked out to lunch? Is it brains? Is it dough? No, it's hairspray If you take a ride with no can at your side, then your flip will become with the wind But if you spray it and lock it You can take off it a rocket And in outer space, each hair will be in place Why take a chance if you get up and dance? If you twist, I insist you use hairspray And tell your mother her hands, you should smother with ultra clutch faithfully So, if you're a red head, a blonde, or brunette Just take my advice and you might just get (you might just get) the only thing better than hairspray, that's me Forget the milk man The only thing better than hairspray, that's me What makes a man reach out and touch ultra clutch? So, if you're a red head, a blonde, or brunette Just take my advice and you might just get (you might just get) the only thing better than hairspray, that's me (He's Corny Collins) The only thing better than hairspray, that's me