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Fear
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Standup Comedy
Fear est sorti le 7 juillet 2017 par Comedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company dans le cadre de l'album Faces and Sounds
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Date de sortie7 juillet 2017
LabelComedy Dynamics, A Nacelle Company
LangueEnglish
Qualité mélodique
Acoustique
Valence
Dansabilité
Énergie

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Crédits

INTERPRÉTATION
Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes
Interprète
COMPOSITION ET PAROLES
Pete Holmes
Pete Holmes
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Paroles

Sometimes I get scared
Is that a relatable premise?
Sometimes I'm frightened
Like recently, I was at a bar and I ordered over somebody
I didn't mean to, but there was a smaller man in front of me
You know, like 5'1"
And I ordered over him like a rainbow order
I didn't mean to, I promise I wasn't trying to be a badass
I was like, "White wine, please!"
Whatever's fresh
Pino? Pino?
Yeah, grease, not new art?
And it must have already happened to that guy earlier that night
'Cause he went from zero to furious just like that
He spun on his tiny heel
He was just like, you motherfuckers have been standing up for too long
I got afraid
And when you get afraid, the human body has no good ideas
It's all evolution, it's all fight or flight
So the first thing normally when you're afraid
Is it makes your shoulders go up
That's its brilliant idea
Have you ever noticed when you're afraid, you're like, ah-ah-ah
That's your brain going, protect the neck!
Don't let it get the neck!
We keep everything in the neck
So your shoulders go up
And then oftentimes you'll cross your arms too
Because these are your loins
Well, no, these aren't
Loin cloth is down
These aren't your loins, this is your stomach
This is you
Just learning together in a safe space
This is your stomach
But you have to protect your stomach too
'Cause if a lion swipes you on your stomach, that's a kill stroke
You'll watch your intestine just unravel like eight millimeter film
Just like -
Ah, I'm about to pass!
So you have to cross your arms, and the shoulders go up
This is a scared pose, you know?
Like, stand-up is scary
That's why you see a lot of stand-ups up here being like
So Triscuits are coming out in new flavors
Because
Sour cream and onion? How about your sour cream, huh?
What the fuck else is going on?
That's because we think you're gonna lunge at us
Somewhere in our lizard minds
Written by: Pete Holmes
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