Bend and Snap

Look at my ass Look at my thighs I'm catnip to the guys They chase my tail They drool and pant Wanna touch this but they can't No! All the boys want to come and play Snap my fingers and they obey Why do they follow me 'round all day? Watch me while I walk away I bend and snap Feel how hot it's getting Bend and snap Then when you got em sweatin' Spring the trap They cheer and clap No tight end can defend against the bend and snap Oh, that's easy for you to say! And you! Girl, if you want to make the team Fake some self-esteem The more you jump around and scream The sexier you seem Sorry girls that ain't how I play This wouldn't work if I tried all day I gotta go get my asthma spray Watch me while I walk away No, wait before you walk away Just bend and snap Ow! Look how good you're gettin'! Bend and snap I bet right now you sweatin' Spring the trap They cheer and clap So depend on your friend Called the bend... It's not the time to overthink Just try it once, he'll buy you a drink Excuse me would you teach me that? I am tired of living alone with my cat Sure Nowadays I do dye jobs and curls But here's how we did it in the Laker Girls Come on Paulette! You'll be just fine! Works every time! Look, do it and we'll go away Okay, okay, okay, okay Bend... and snap! Damn! Hey wait a second When I beckoned Look how the guys came runnin' Like I'm (kickin'!) Finger (lickin'!) Like I'm frickin' (wicked stunnin'!) Will you pay for stuff I buy? Yes! And bake me cake and pie? Yes! And hold me when I cry? Yes! And I will tell you why! Why? I'm too rockin' to lock away All the boys come to gawk away Droppin' jaws from a block away Watchin' how I walk away Love to watch her walk away I bend and snap Now look how hot it's gettin' Bend and snap I bet right now you're sweatin' Spring the trap They cheer and clap I depend on my friend Go, Paulette! Go, Paulette! I depend on my friend Go! Go! Go, Paulette! I depend on my friend called the Bend... and Snap! Bend and snap (bend...) Bend and snap (hey!) Bend and snap Bend and snap (with my huge a-) Bend and snap Bend and snap (I'm gonna snap and say, yeah!) Bend and snap (Bend...) I'm gonna get me some Kyle! Paulette! Did I leave my... stylus? And snap! Ah! Oh crap!