The Ending

She said She said, "You're like Jason Biggs in all the Jason Biggs movies" She said, "Hey!" She said that, "You're like the weird guy in all the movies Who turns into the hero at the end and gets the girl" And I was like, "Shut your mouth," but I'm gonna take over The world as soon as everybody dies I'm gonna take over your heart as soon as I get the balls to try I'ma re-arrange the alphabet and then take "U and "I" And put a bit of space between 'em and hope that nobody cries I'ma run around this city, wonderin' why she dislike this I'ma be a nice guy, might fuck around, and make a difference I'ma hope, for the best, but prepare for the worst They're gonna focus on their hooks and then say, "Fuck it" to the verse Like, goddamn, but look at me, now look at them Now look at me, how's it going? My name's Frank, wassup? Today, we'll be looking into what really fucking matters Gucci bags, money pants, trap beats, and sarcasm I hope that you don't fall into their schemes and what they say When you look them in their eyes, that they don't choose to look away 'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with Unless you're a fucking asshole And expect two hundred dollars every time that you pass "Go" Your life isn't fair, life is like a fair That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair And big tits and small waists, let's cut-paste the same face The same smile, the same type, that's been stuck here for a while I, hope that you don't fall into my schemes and what I say When you look me in the eyes, I'll look you dead into the face 'Cause you don't deserve to be fucked with Unless you're a fucking asshole and expect 200 dollars Every time that you pass "Go" Your life isn't fair, life is like a fair That only lets in white people with blue eyes and blond hair And big tits and small waists, let's cut-paste the same face The same smile, the same type, that's been stuck here for a while Yeah, I ain't shit, I ain't shit, I ain't shit I ain't shit, I ain't shit compared to them, right? I ain't shit, I ain't shit, I ain't shit I ain't shit, I ain't shit, right? Yo, my friends say that I have poor face structure I said, "You look like Alien vs. fuckin' Predator, both of 'em" 'Cause right before the movie starts, there's a weird type of scene That's awfully sensual, with rose petals and Marvin Gaye sings I think, people would watch that, probably on Pay-per-view On a Tuesday night, like, what else is there to do? Like, a lot of things, fuck, read a book, I guess Like 50 Shades of Gray, except Alien and Predator making the schtukkus That's great Fan fiction for a great man missin' The spice of life, the price is right for species all alike like this The night was young and I could feel it on my lips It's the taste of Predator's wit, oh, no, yuh And I know you want, a piece of this wit And I, know she wants a piece of this wit (no) And I, know she wants, a piece of this wit My wit, my wit, my wit, she wants a piece of this Thank you for listening to the record I appreciate it, more than you could ever Fucking understand, I, uhm Worked so hard on it, and lost my mind due to The music business, the music business It is quite the business But, I decided that I don't wanna be a part of it anymore So I, this is all me and no one's gonna fuckin' tell me how to Write a song, you know? And The way I listen to music is Fuckin' like, medicine dude It makes me feel better about my life, and uh My dream is to do that for other people and, uh And, you know, travel the world doing that, and Helping people, like so many people helped me and, uh Thank you for letting me try to do that to you Hmm, 'kay