Chuck E.'s In Love

How come he don't come and PLP with me Down at the meter no more? How come he turn off the TV, and hang that sign on the door? Well, we call and we call, "How come?", we say "What can make a boy behave this way?" So he's learned all of the lines now And every time he don't stutter when he talks It's true, it's true, he sure did acquire cool and inspired sort of jazz when he walks Where's his jacket and his old blue jeans? This ain't healthy, this is some kinda clean I think Chuck E.'s in love Chuck E.'s in love Chuck E.'s in love Chuck E.'s in love I don't believe what you're saying to me This is something I have to see, is he here? I look in the pool hall, is he here? I looked in the drugstore, is he here? No, he don't come here no more I tell you what, I saw him He was sittin' behind us when we were at the Pantages And whatever it is that he's got up his sleeve I hope it wasn't contagious What's her name? Is this her there? Oh, Christ, he's even combed his hair Is that her? What's her name? Oh, it's never gonna be the same, remember That's not her, I know what's wrong 'Cause Chuck E.'s in love with the little girl who's singing this song Don't you know that Chuck E.'s in love? Chuck E.'s in love Chuck E.'s in love, oh my Chuck E.'s in, Chuck E.'s in love Chuck E.'s in love with me