Above Average

There's something about me You oughtta know Something kinda special I think you'll think so Despite a modest repertoire of charms I have more than the average number of arms I have two Yeah I'm above average Yes it's true Just a hair above average Is that good enough for you? I hear you say wait a second Nicky I'm awfully confused Surely the average number of arms In this crazy world is two But I say think of all the people with one arm And those unfortunate souls with none at all And yes there are those who have three arms But those freaks are such braggarts I'm above average Yes it's true Just a hair above average Is that good enough for you? Despite a modest repertoire of charms I have more than the average number of arms I have two Yeah I'm above average Yes it's true I'm above average Yes it's true I'm above average Yes it's true Is that good enough for you?