B'wana She No Home

Don't you ever invite your boyfriend here I like to be here alone You just answer the door and feed the deer And fight the telephone Got to learn these words and I know you will Or I'll send you right back to Guayaquil Say b'wana she no home Say b'wana she no home Say b'wana she no home Say b'wana she no home Got to peel your eyes for the heat my dear You got to froth and foam Got to send away the mad puppeteer Who seems to think this is home I want you to speak the English right I want you to smile and be polite Say b'wana she no home Say b'wana she no home Say b'wana she no home Say b'wana she no home I don't care if you drive my three-fifty honey Don't let them steal my chrome I don't care if you spend all my money honey Long as you leave me alone I just want you to try and remember one thing If somebody knocks or the telephone rings Say b'wana she no home Say b'wana she no home Say b'wana she no home Say b'wana she no home