I'm Going Slightly Mad

When the outside temperature rises

And the meaning is oh, so clear

One thousand and one yellow daffodils

Begin to dance in front of you oh, dear

Are they trying to tell you something?

You're missing that one final screw

You're simply not into pink, my dear

To be honest you haven't got a clue

I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened, happened

It finally happened oh

It finally happened I'm slightly mad oh, dear

I'm one card short of a full deck

And not quite the shilling

One wave short of a shipwreck

I'm not my usual top billing

I'm coming down with a fever

I'm really out to sea

This kettle is boiling over

I think I'm a banana tree oh, dear

I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened, happened

It finally happened uh-huh

It finally happened I'm slightly mad oh, dear

I'm knitting with only one needle

Unraveling fast it's true

I'm driving only three wheels these days

But, my dear, how about you?

I'm going slightly mad

I'm going slightly mad

It finally happened

It finally happened oh, yes

It finally happened

I'm slightly mad

Just very slightly mad

And there you have it