Frontier Psychiatrist

Is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill, is Dexter ill today? No Mr. Kirk, Dexter's in school I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishpaw Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand And the Baltimore County school board have decided to Expel Dexter from the entire public school system Why, Mr. Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy But surely, expulsion is not the answer! I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane (That boy needs therapy) Psychosomatic (That boy needs therapy) Purely psychosomatic (That boy needs therapy) Lie down on the couch! What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut! What does that mean? (That boy needs therapy) I'm gonna kill you (That boy needs therapy) Ranagazoo, let's have a tune Now when I count three That-, that-, that-, that-, that-, that bo- boy needs therapy He was white as a sheet And he also made false teeth Avalanches is above, business continues below Did I ever tell you the story about (Cowboys!) M-m-midgets, the Indians and- Fron- frontier psychiatrist I felt strangely hypnotised I was in another world, a world of twenty- twenty thousand girls And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist The man with the golden eyeball And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin I promise my girlfriend I'd- The violin (Violin, violin...) Frontier psychiatrist Frontier, frontier, frontier Frontier psychiatrist Frontier, frontier, frontier Frontier psychiatrist Frontier, frontier Frontier psychiatrist Frontier, frontier, frontier Frontier psychiatrist (That boy needs therapy) Psychosomatic (That boy needs therapy) Purely psychosomatic (That boy needs therapy) Lie down on the couch What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut! What does that mean? (That boy needs therapy) I'm gonna kill you (That boy needs therapy) Ranagazoo, let's have a tune Now when I count three That-, that-, that-, that-, that-, that bo- boy needs therapy He was white as a sheet And he also made false teeth Frontier psychiatrist Can you- Can you think of anything that talks O- other than a person? A-, a-, a-, a-, a-, a bird? (Yeah!) Sometimes a parrot talks Yes, some birds are funny when they talk Can you think of anything else? Uh, a record? (Record? Record? Record?)