Potiphar

Joseph was taken in chains and sold Where he was bought by a captain named Potiphar Potiphar have very few heirs He was one of Egypt's millionaires Having made a fortune buying shares in Pyramids Potiphar had made a huge pile Owned a large percentage of the Nile Ment that I could really live in style And he did And I did Joseph was an unimportant Slave who found he liked his master Consequently worked much harder Even with devotion Potiphar could see that Joseph Was a cut above the others Made him leader of his household Maximum promotion Potiphar was cool and so fine But my wife would never toe the line It's all there in chapter ninety-nine Of Genesis (Don't believe everything you read dear) She was beautiful but Evil Saw a lot of men against his will He would have to tell her that she still was his You're mine Joseph's looks and handsome figure Had attracted her attention Every morning she would beckon Come and lie with me love Joseph wanted to resist Untill one day she proved to eager Joseph cried in vain Please stop I don't believe in free love Pity Potiphar was counting shekels In his den below the bedroom When he heard a mighty rumpus Clattering above him Suddenly he knew his riches Couldn't buy him what he wanted Nor would never make him happy If she didn't love him Then he yelled a mighty roar (aaaarrrrrhhh) Potiphar burst through the door Joseph I will see you rot in jail The things you have done are beyond the pale Poor, poor Joseph locked up in a cell Things ain't going well, hey, locked up in a cell Poor, poor Joseph locked up in a cell Things ain't going well, hey, locked up in a cell Locked up in a cell