Weather Channel

Sunny morning

You can hear it

Siren's warning

There is weather on both sides

And I know it's coming

Just like before

There's a black dog

Scratches my door

He's been growlin' my name, sayin'

You better get to running

Can you make it better for me?

Can you make me see the light of day?

'Cause I got no one

Who will bring me a big umbrella

So I'm watching the Weather Channel

And waiting for the storm

It's just sugar

Just a pill to make me happy

I know it may not fix the hinges

But at least the door has stopped it's creaking

I got friends, they're

Waiting for me to comb out my hair

Come outside and join the human race

But I don't feel so human

Can you make it better for me?

Can you make me see the light of day?

'Cause I got lab coats

Who will bring me a panacea?

While I'm watching the Weather Channel, and

And waiting for the storm

You won't want me

Hangin' round the birthday pony

Even though it's just a game

You know we are the same

But you're the better faker