What Is a Juggalo?

Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face But I can juggle, oh Dead dirty carnies I'm just a juggalin' juggla, juggalin' Jokero juggalo Well, you know the Juggla I'm the Jugga-lugga-locoro Well, you know the Juggla Dead dirty carnies, dead juggalos The room of joker-o's But I can juggle, oh, like you never thought you'd ever know Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face Juggla, J-ay-ay Now shut your ass up and let the Juggla sing What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second (well?) Oh, he gets butt-naked And then he walks through the streets, winking at the freaks With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks What is a juggalo? He just don't care He might try to put a weave in his nut hair 'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch Next thing, he's pickin fights with his best friends Then he starts with the huggin' again, fuck! What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic (ticktock) Somebody with a rope tied to his dick Then he jumps out a ten-story window Oh! (What is a juggalo?) A juggalo, ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know (What is a juggalo?) I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo (What is a juggalo?) A juggalo, ask what it is, well, fuck if I know (What is a juggalo?) I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo Southwest? (We juggalos) Down river? (We juggalos) Jefferson? (We juggalos) Fuckin' everybody (we juggalos) I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni Shut the fuck up Get the fuck the out of here What is a juggalo? A dead body Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody that you've ever met before (never cares) He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four What is a jug-? What the fuck? Connect-? Man, that shit is whack! (Don't worry about my shit, just rap, motherfucker) What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitch boy (bitch boy) He'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy (rich boy) Walks right in the house where you're having supper and dip his nuts in your soup (bloop!) What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phony He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit 'Cause you're a stupid-ass dumb fuckin' idiot What is a juggalo? He's a graduate He graduated from... well At least, he got a job; he's not a dumb putz He works for himself scratching his nuts, ha What is a juggalo? A Hulkamaniac He power bombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks People like him 'til they find out he's unstable He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table (oh my God!) (What is a juggalo?) A juggalo, ask what it is, well, fuck if I know (What is a juggalo?) I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni Shut the fuck up Get the fuck the out of here I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni I figured you wouldn't understand