The Note You Never Wrote

Later on, the story goes A bottle floated out the sea After days, when it had found the perfect spot it opened up And I read the note that you never wrote to me After all, I'm sure you know The mayor of Baltimore is here After days now he can finally appear Now at last he's here But he never is gonna get my vote 'Cause he never is gonna get a quote From the little note That you never wrote to me Further on, along the line I was arrested on the shore Holding papers of governments galore I was taken in