Do the Hustle

Hey how did everybody get in my room? It's saturday another perfect day 'Til i hit the boardwalk Headed towards the pier Your fucking gay, fuck you outta my way 50, 000 jackoff's All on rollerblades Greased up dolphin shorts, wrist guards so it won't hurt your Mediocre girlfriend hits a parked car, yeah But until the day you learn to surf or skate College jackoff's faggot Sportin' oakley blades, yeah All on rollerblades, yeah Crash helmets to be safe All on rollerblades, yeah Crash helmets to be safe Whoopie, its fun to skate I'll do a figure eight Watch me do a circle going backwards down the stairs Oh gee, this is fun looks like I better run I4 guys on skateboards wanna ollie off my head, yeah This sport is so extreme! You roller disco queen's Goin' to do the hustle at the roller wonderland She blades to shrink her thigh so she can justify Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun Neat, neat, I really think its neat I'm stealing every chick from every skateboarder I meet Neat, neat, I really think its neat You stupid faggot rollerbladers! Roller wonderland Cum guzzlin' fruit cake I hope you break your hands Roller wonderland Ya cum guzzlin' fruit cakes I hope you break your fucking neck You stupid roller skater Get the FUCK outta the way