Some Girls

Some girls give me money, some girls buy me clothes Some girls give me jewelry, that I never thought I'd own Some girls give me diamonds, some girls, heart attacks Some girls I give all my bread to, I don't ever want it back Some girls give me jewelry, others buy me clothes Some girls give me children, I never asked them for So give me all your money, give me all your gold I'll buy you a house in Baker Street, and give you half of what I own Some girls take my money, some girls take my clothes Some girls get the shirt off my back, and leave me with a lethal dose French girls they want Cartier, Italian girls want cars American girls want everything in the world you can possibly imagine English girls they're so prissy, I can't stand them on the telephone Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook, I don't want them to ever call at all White girls they're pretty funny, sometimes they drive me mad Black girls just wanna get fucked all night, I just don't have that much jam Chinese girls are so gentle, they're really such a tease You never know quite what they're cookin', inside those silky sleeves Give me all you money, give me all your gold I'll buy you a house in Baker Street, and give you half of what I own Some girls they're so pure, some girls so corrupt Some girls give me children, I only made love to her once Give me half your money, give me half your car Give me half of everything, I'll make you world's biggest star So gimme all your money, give me all your gold Let's go back to Zuma beach, I'll give you half of everything I own