She's So Modern

She's so 20th century

She's so 1970s

She knows the right things to say

She got the right clothes to wear

'Cause she's a modern girl (Oh, yeah)

A modern girl, yeah (Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga)

A modern girl now (Oh, yeah)

And Susie is a jewel

She flashes when she smiles

She's cunning and she's clever

She got the lowdown in her files

Magenta is the best

You know she really makes me laugh

She's always tryin' her impressions

She wants to be a photograph, I gotta say it now

She's so 20th century

She's so 1970s

She knows the right things to say

She got the right clothes to wear

'Cause she's a modern girl (Oh, yeah)

A modern girl, yeah (Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga)

A modern girl now (Oh, yeah)

She's so modern

And Jean confided to me

She's Mona Lisa's biggest fan

She drew a mustache on her face

She's always seen her as a man

And Charlie ain't no Nazi

She likes to wear her leather boots

'Cause it's exciting for the veterans

And it's a tonic for the troops

She's so 20th century

She's so 1970s

She knows the right things to say

She got the right clothes to wear

'Cause she's a modern girl (Oh, yeah)

A modern girl, yeah (Ga-ga-ga-ga-ga)

A modern girl now (Oh, yeah)

She's so m-m-m-m-modern

She's so 20th century

Ooh, 1970s

She knows the right things to say

She got the right clothes to wear, I tell ya

She's so 20th century

She's so 1970s

She knows the right things to say

She got the right clothes to wear

She's so (Modern)