His Cheeseburger

And now it's time for love songs with Mr. Lunt The part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out And sings a love song He said to her, "I'd like a cheeseburger And I might like a milkshake as well" She said to him, "I can't give you either" And he said, "Isn't this Burger Bell?" She said, "Yes it is, but we're closed now But we open tomorrow at ten" He said, "I am extremely hungry But I guess I can wait until then" 'Cause you're his cheeseburger His yummy cheeseburger He'll wait for you, yeah He'll wait for you Oh, you are his cheeseburger His tasty cheeseburger He'll wait for you Oh, he will wait for you He stayed at the drive-through 'til sunrise He may have dozed off once or twice When he spotted a billboard for Denny's Bacon and Eggs for half price How could he resist such an offer? He really needed something to munch Cheeseburger, please do not get angry (Don't get angry) He'll eat and be back here for lunch 'Cause you're his cheeseburger His precious cheeseburger Be back for you He'll be back for you Won't be so long cheeseburger Oh, lovely cheeseburger Be back for you Oh, he'll be back for you Because he loves you cheeseburger With all his heart And there ain't nothin' gonna tear You two apart And if the world suddenly ran out of cheese He would get down on his hands and knees To see if someone accidentally dropped Some cheese in the dirt And he would wash it off for you Wipe it off for you Clean that dirty cheese off Just for you You are his cheeseburger