Honk If You Honky Tonk

Well, I got a bumper sticker on the back of my truck There ain't another like it 'cause I had it made up I can tell who's behind me, they give themselves away Lay on their horn when they read this phrase Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't But if you do, don't you love to Honk if you honky tonk Me and Friday night go hand in hand Ice cold beer and a swingin' band A girl on my arm that won't let go She caught my little sign about a mile ago Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't But if you do, don't you love to Honk if you honky tonk Well, just the other day, I was cruisin' through town Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now I rolled down my window, he said with a grin "I want one of them stickers or I'm gonna run you in" Honk if you honky tonk, don't if you don't But if you do, don't you love to Honk if you honky tonk Honk if you honky tonk, don't if you don't But if you do, don't you love to Honk if you honky tonk Honk if you honky tonk I hear ya honkin', yeah I'm pullin' over the next honky tonk