England 2 Colombia 0

Oh you shouldn't have kissed me and got me so excited And when you asked me out I really was delighted So we went to a pub in Belsize Park And we cheered on England as the sky grew dark Oh you shouldn't have kissed me 'cause you started a fire But then I found out that you're a serial liar You lied about your status You lied about your life You never mentioned your three children And the fact you have a wife Now it's England 2 Colombia 0 And I know just how those Colombians feel If you hadn't passed out while I was talking to your friend It could have really ended badly 'cause you very nearly had me If he hadn't taken pity on my heart full of desire I might never have found out you're a serial liar You lied about your status You lied about your life You forgot you have three children You forgot you have a wife Now it's England 2 Colombia 0 And I know just how those Colombians feel It is not in my nature to ever pick the winning team Sometimes I think I'm happy then I remember it's a dream Now it isn't in my nature to ever pick a winner I always pick a bastard who would have me for his dinner I can never possess the object of my desire 'Cause he's bound to turn out to be a serial liar OK I didn't mention my kids, I thought I'd wait a bit But I am free and single and he's a lying git 'Cause he lied about his status He lied about his life He forgot he had three children He forgot he had a wife And it's England 2 Colombia 0 And I know just how those Colombians feel So I got into a taxi and sobbed all the way home Called my friend up in Sao Paulo and cried down the phone I played some tragic music and I lay down to die But later I awoke and I hadn't stopped crying You should never have kissed me, you tasted of deceit Your perfume was Adultery but I'm not a piece of meat So I'll be the one that you couldn't acquire I found out in time you're a serial liar You lied about your status You lied about your life And I pity your three children And I pity your poor wife Now you can go to Hell I'm going to Brazil Still it's England 2 Colombia 0