Put Me on Top

I should be knocking at the door of the pearly gates

Why keep a poor man alive in a job he hates?

I've heard that good things will come to he who waits

I should be riding on a float in the hit parade

Instead of standing on the curb behind the barricade

Another verse in the doormat serenade

Won't you put me on top (Ooh, put me on top)

Won't you put me on top or change the odds

Won't you put me on top (Ooh, put me on top)

Or at least put some hope in the bottom of the box

Oh, at least put some hope in the box for me

'Cause it's only black and white and not a lot of each

There's a remote on the shelf, but it's out of reach

Won't you put me on top? (Ooh, put me on top)

Won't you put me on top or change the odds

Won't you put me on top (Ooh, put me on top)

Or at least put some hope in the bottom of the box

Put some hope in the bottom of the box for me

I need it

(Ooh, put me on top)

Won't you put me on top (Ooh, put me on top)

Won't you put me on top or change the odds

Won't you put me on top (Ooh, put me on top)

Or at least put some hope in the bottom of the box

Put me on (Ooh, put me on top)

Won't you put me on top again (Change the odds)

Or at least put some hope (Ooh, put me on top)

Put some home in the bottom of the box

Oh, at least put some hope in the bottom of the box