You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly (Single Version)

You're the reason I'm a-riding around on recapped tires

And you're the reason I'm a-hangin' our clothes outside on wires

And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

Ah, but looks ain't everything

And money ain't everything

But I love you just the same

Oh, you're the reason I've changed to beer from soda pop

And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop

You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

Oh, but looks ain't everything

And money ain't everything

But I love you just the same

I guess that we won't ever have everything we need

'Cause when we get ahead, it's got another mouth to feed

And that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone

And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb

And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

Ah, but looks ain't everything

And money ain't everything

But I love you just the same

Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave

And put on a clean pair of pants?

But, Loretta, look at yourself

I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair and

And go put on a little make-up and

And get out of that housecoat before supper

Huh, well, let me tell you somethin', Conway

Considerin' everything that I went through today

I look like a movie star

Uh, yeah, Ruth Buzzi

Thank you

Besides that

All of our kids took after your part of the family anyway

Oh they did, huh?

What about the ones that's bald?

Well, I guess you might say they took after me