Arms and legs he grew as soon as we left him alone
Beer and booze he drank, his deadly anger then awoke
A toxic stench he farted, a fart that leaves you with lung cancer
A town left with contamination, its fate is extermination
To grow stronger he engulfed the abundant alcohol from the brewery
To feed its stomach burning ashes, he smoked the tobacco factory
Humankind is doomed! Why did he ever hit puberty?
No one will ever escape the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Ashtray!
He will take us to his realm
An infinite number of cigarettes we'll inhale
For forgiveness you will pray
But he's no god, he's the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Ashtray!
In a sea of beer and ashes we are bound to suffocate
Into our virgin mouths, his toxic seed he will ejaculate
Humankind is doomed, he will take us all away!
No one will ever escape the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Ashtray!
