Big Fun

Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na! Dad says: Act your age You heard the man, it's time to rage! Blast the bass, turn out the light Ain't nobody home tonight! Drink, smoke, it's all cool Let's get naked in my pool! Punch the wall and start a fight! Ain't nobody home tonight! His folks got a waterbed Come upstairs and rest your head Let's rub each other's backs While watching porn on Cinemax! The folks are gone It's time for big fun! Big fun! We're up till dawn Having some big fun! Big fun! When mom and dad forget To lock the liquor cabinet It's big fun! Big fun, big fun! So, it's salt then shot then lime Very important to get the order right Oooh! You're a natural, just like my mom! Veronica, you're looking good tonight! Whoa A hot guy smiled at me Without a trace of mockery! Brainiac cleans up alright Veronica is hot tonight! Freaked, tweaked. Head's a blur How did I get so popular? Don't get close, you might ignite Veronica is hot tonight! Dreams are coming true When people laugh but not at you! I'm not alone! I'm not afraid! I feel like Bono at LiveAid! The house is ours It's time for big fun! Big fun! Let's use their showers That sounds like Big fun! Big fun! Crack open one more case! I think that's what they call third base Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! I'm actually having Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Yo, rottweilers! What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game? Gonna make 'em go whee! Whee! Whee! Whee! Awwww! The party's hot, hot, hot It's time for big fun! Big fun! You need a jello shot! We're having big fun! Big fun! Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh Here comes the Cootie Squad We should Shut up, Heather Sorry, Heather Look who's with her - Oh, my God! Dang! Dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang-dang! Diggety-dang-a-dang! I can't believe you actually came It's exciting, right? Excuse me, I want to say hello to Ram I brought sparkling cider! Showing up here took some guts Time to rip 'em out Well, who's this pig remind you of? Especially the snout Hah! Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! Hi, Ram! I wasn't gonna come But since you took the trouble to write that sweet note What note? Why d'you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal There's no alcohol in this Are you trying to poison me? Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang Diggety-dang-a-dang! The folks are gone It's time for big fun! Big fun! We're up till dawn Having some big fun! Big fun! So let the speakers blow They'll buy another stereo Our folks got no clue 'Bout half the shit their children do Why are they surprised? Whenever we're unsupervised It's big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Whooo!