Settle For Me (feat. Santino Fontana)

When we're together I feel so grand My heart goes tippity-tap-tap-tap When I hold your hand But I know there's another guy You fancy more So, even though I'm not the one you adore Why not... Settle for me Darling, just settle for me I think you'll have to agree We make quite a pair I know I'm only second place in this game But like two-percent milk or seitan beef I almost taste the same So won't you settle for me Come on and settle for me Say yes or no before I choke on all this swallowed pride I have no problem being picked out from the bottom If he's your broken condom, I'm Plan B! So lower those expectations and settle for me Am I OK with this? Totally Settle for me, babycakes Just settle for me, schmoopy-pie I'm begging you please Can't you see the light? Sugar jugs, I'm so bereft Demeaning terms are all that I have left Of my masculinity So settle for me Little girl Don't make me feel like a little girl Exposed and raw Whose boob's can't even fill a training bra Let's pretend I didn't say that Settle for me It's a practical proposal Settle for me It makes a certain sense He's a fantasy But hey let's think this through Yes, Josh us a dream, but I'm right here In flesh and blood and self-hate Settle for me In a sad way, darling, it's fate You're like Rocky Five to Rocky Solange to Beyoncé Not asking to be your fiancé But if tonight or tomorrow If you happen to be free Maybe, just maybe Settle for me!