Big Fat Blonde

(One One, two One, two, three, four) I want a big fat blonde to hold my hand To keep this skinny boy from blowing away in the wind I want a big fat blonde (SOO-EY!) A big fat blonde Mama mama mama keep your skinny girls at home Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde Me and my big fat blonde we like to fight and scratch I know I'll be the loser of the wrestling match With a big fat blonde (SOO-EY!) Yes, a big fat blonde Mama mama mama keep your skinny girls at home Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde Well I'm talking six-foot Swede 40-30-40 Amazon bomb shell Tall damp and dirty Talking six foot blonde Hubba-hubba HUBBA! Well me and J D Salinger Were sitting on your porch I want a date with your sister I'm doing it for A big fat blonde (uh, uh) Inside everybody there's a big fat blonde If you don't believe me, take a look around! Big fat blondes (SOO-EY!) everywhere Big fat blondes Mama keep those skinny girls at home Cause skinny little me wants a big fat blonde