There was this strange bird out on the wire
A peculiar bird, no he couldn't fly
He snuck through the antenna of my RCA TV
And out the mouth of Walter Cronkite
I said, "Why'd you come here?
" He said "Coca-Cola, Judas Priest, and Captain Crunch"
Then the strange bird put on this strange hat
So I showed him to the door and I wished him luck
I said, "Where you goin'?"
He said, "Algiers, to find Dwight Yoakam, and crack cocaine"
Then the strange bird tipped his strange hat
And walked off singing in the rain
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo
