The Quarantine Song

Saw you on TV last night, saying it don't phase you Out of your mind, out of your mind Laughed out loud inside a crowd, like quarantine was fake news Open your eyes, open your eyes Might need to One: Don't leave your home You know you can't be leaving till the germs are gone Two: Don't meet with friends Our groups need to have less than 10 Three: Do what you can You know we need each other when we wake up in the morning Until we understand, you know that this could get real bad You're at a party that you shouldn't be at You think you wanna live it up today, yeah You say that you just want to party You don't mind if you get sick, anyway Well, I don't care if you think it's crazy, yeah Corona won't just disappear If you're hanging in crowds, think you're better than everybody You can save so many lives If you stay home, baby, yeah Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Got to stay Inside now so we can stop the spread Got to stay At our homes and work remote instead Got to stay Healthy so the virus will be dead Got to stay Alone together we can stop the spread Hey, I'm stayin' inside avoiding big groups Working from home and watchin' HULU But it's okay So baby, don't get closer Till this quarantine blows over We can flatten out the curve And follow Dr. Fauci's orders Hello from the other side I've worn these sweats a thousand times It's the truth, I'm sorry But we need to stay home Even though I'm not with you We're together alone I'm off the deep end, but I'm doing the right thing I'll never meet in crowds Not touching a surface, it just makes me nervous I'll meet you online for now I wish they didn't have to quarantine ya It's been so long since I have even seen ya But we can't touch so ooh na na na It's true na na na Ooh, 'cause in this instance We gotta keep our distance We washed, we dried We sanitized our hands Trying to be clean You're supposed to stay At least six feet away When I'm talking to you But you didn't ask Didn't wear a mask You're not following through You came in and you wrecked it all I've never cleaned so hard before And now you're standing at my door I bet you just infected me Yeah, you infected me Hey (hey), we're on lockdown (on lockdown) And this is crazy (so crazy) I'm staying in for (staying in) For public safety (I'm) I'm not going out (won't go out) And you can't make me (can't make me) So here's my ID (type it in) So Zoom me maybe All by myself You've got to be All by yourself No one cleans like Gaston Quarantines like Gaston No one stops spreading Covid-19 like Gaston Now let's all do our best to eliminate it So we can save your Grandma