Down with Humans

A ballad of the Newton Wolves

Both learned and kind

Life on a mountain, bright and fair

Knowledge of they wish to share

'Til one day came a human pack

For friendship did they plead

They brought a gift, a suckling pig

But also treachery!

Down with the humans

They ripped and tore and gnashed and bit

Down with the humans

Send them back into their pits!

Their leader, Kipo, hair of pink

Brain so empty - oh, she stinked!

The rascally coward Benjamin

No muscles there, he was so thin

Their vicious friend created dread

She wore a wolf upon her head

The bug, the pig - two traitor mutes

They helped the humans fight and loot

Down with the humans

Their furless flesh it smells of rot

Down with the humans

They make us throw up a lot!

Down with the humans

They're gross, they're mean, of ill repute

Down with the humans

The surface is for mutes!

So beware the humans, heed my words

Who offer friendship true

They dashed the skunks and plucked the birds

Next it could be you