Seltzer Saturday

You know what - turn that track up. It's the weekend y'all Kick back, relax Throw away those Pilsners, drink up- It's #SeltzersSaturday Picture this, ya boy is thirsty Can't sit still, need something fizzy Best drink in the galaxy Le Croix with more personality Sipping sparkling, call that boujee Tastes like my father's six-figure salary IPAs a blasphemy Crushing Seltzers is my strategy Tasty and low calorie Man I love 'em baby don't @ me Bubly, no variety Just like a sorority It's a can of water basically Staying hydrated all day is a major key Make a toast, we can all agree My brothers and sisters, we're a Seltzer family S-E-L-T-Z-E-R Ice in the cooler we can't wait to start S-E-L-T-Z-E-R Somebody toss me one cold and hard Oh, oh, o-oh Got the boys and girls sippin' all day Oh, oh, o-oh All the time and no work (ayee) It's #SeltzerSaturday Oh, oh, o-oh Got the boys and girls sippin' all day Oh, oh, o-oh All the time and no work (ayee) It's #SeltzerSaturday Drink 'em everywhere In the backyard Chillin' poolside Or in the golf cart At the kickback Or at the tailgate Drink 'em here, drink 'em there, come on it's #SeltzerSaturday Doesn't matter your nationality Don't cancel me, but statistically Most of the targeted market tends to be People of the caucasion community S-E-L-T-Z-E-R If this is girly then here's my man card S-E-L-T-Z-E-R Toss me another one cold and hard Oh, oh, o-oh Got the boys and girls sippin' all day Oh, oh, o-oh All the time and no work (ayee) It's #SeltzerSaturday Oh, oh, o-oh Got the boys and girls sippin' all day Oh, oh, o-oh All the time and no work (ayee) It's #SeltzerSaturday