Consoler of the Lonely

Haven't seen the sun in weeks

My skin is getting pale

Haven't got a mind left to speak

And I'm skinny as a rail

Lightbulbs are getting dim

My interest is starting to wane

I'm told it's everything a man could want

And I shouldn't complain

Conversation's getting dull

There's a constant buzzing in my ears

Your sense of humour's void and dumb

And I'm bored to tears

I'm bored to tears, yeah

I'm bored to tears, yeah

I've been lookin' for an accomplice

A confederate

Somebody as helpless

You're gonna find

I'll find a similar

If you're lookin' for cutthroat

Singing a bum note

Lookin' for an scape goat

You're gonna find

You'll find us there alone

Lookin' for sympathy

I can get you somethin'

Somethin' good

Somethin' good to eat

Haven't had a decent meal

My brain is fried

Haven't slept a week for real

My tongue is tied

Lightbulbs are getting dim

My interest is starting to wane

I'm told it's everything a man could want

And I shouldn't complain

Conversation's getting dull

There's a constant ringin' in my ears

Your sense of humour's void and dumb

And I'm bored to tears

I'm bored to tears, yeah

I'm bored to tears, yeah