Honorable Discharge

D. ValentS) Hello, are you in there? What the hell are you doing in there? David it's 3am, are you writing again? Can't you just go to sleep like a normal person This is it, that's why you can't get up for work in the morning All you do is stay up all night Writing those freaking raps You have a family to support, a job to hold I'm done with this you hear me! Left write, Left write Write rhymes Left write, Left write Write rhymes In flowing pains I said Left write, left write Not as in march I'm left handed When I write (get it?) An archetype After me ya'll patterned As far I'm concerned my stripes Been earned (c'mon) Wanna test the skills, go head take a jab I got a high score on the ASVAB of vocab You Charlie Foxtrots, never been hot Goin all rogue, like ya styles En Vogue Trying to hold to your thug You never gonna get it, never gonna get it, never gonna get it, Never gonna get the hoods love No sleep while I'm cooking em Goin past reveille So after the sunsets Chef-in verses heavily When you hear retreat My recruits stop and salute Face the east, stand at attention troop Until the last note drops, you better freeze Wait for the hook, now all my soldiers at ease Left write, Left write Write rhymes Left write, Left write Write rhymes Honorable Discharge The way I spit these bars David Val Halen But I don't pick up guitars I train flavor to units Call me the commissar To be electric on mics I'm a microphone master sarge Nah I'm official call me a officer Respect the craft, so I never go full retard Unless under battle duress I earn combat scars My valors valiant Award me a purple star Sgt. Slaughter author I write militant memoirs All I do is rep What a goddamn repertoire I see a lots of look a-likes bunch of avatars In the flesh they don't look or sound as hard Y'all ain't ready to serve, so I'm a rip up ya SS card I'm not a Zulu but the nation saying bravo My bravado's cuckoo I've been lyrically sniping em' Since my debut Left write, Left write Write rhymes Left write, Left write Write rhymes Inglorious Bastard I freestyle plastered So on the rewrites My rhyme styles mastered At zero dark thirty with the night vision I'm stacking up writtens like heavy munitions New school use my iPhone notes I'm on a mission Recon, take no prisoners, no quarters given Bright blue light Reflecting on my face My circadian rhythm ain't hurt em' It just spills onto the page A couple nighttime Advil's or an antihistamine Keyboards on fire It's like my thumbs dipped in kerosene Amped like I'm on amphetamine There's no vaccine even my wife can't intervene I'm trying to make y'all move She's screaming for dramamine She say's "Thanks for your service But please service me obscene" Woman shut ya blood clot crying Five star mic General rap Is all the kid's supplying Left write, Left write Write rhymes Left write, Left write Write rhymes I'm the Strong Silent type But on stage I gets hype So miss me with that other ish MarlIn Braggadocio with a death wish Face Painted for the Apocalypse shit Gone off that hashish, mad dog off the leash Comprende? Or do y'all even get what I'm saying Capisci Niente? A triplet rhymer, ya'll busy two timing Commissioned you fuck boys got a vagina behind ya Bout faced you'd still Look like privates This brigadier rap and David Will slay Goliath's