Howlin' At The Moon

I know there's never been a man in the awful shape I'm in

I can't even spell my name, my head's in such a spin

Today I tried to eat a steak with a big ol' table spoon

You got me chasin' rabbits, walkin' on my hands, and howlin' at the moon

Well, sugar, I took one look at you and it almost drove me mad

And then I even went and lost what little sense I had

Now I can't tell the day from night, I'm crazy as a loon

You got me chasin' rabbits, pullin' out my hair, and howlin' at the moon

Some friends of mine asked me to go out on a huntin' spree

'Cause there ain't a hound dog in this state that can hold a light to me

I eat three bones for dinner today then tried to tree a 'coon

You got me chasin' rabbits, scratchin' fleas, and howlin' at the moon

I rode my horse to town today and a gas pump, we did pass

I pulled him up and holler, "Whoa", said "Fill him up with gas"

The man picked up a monkey wrench and wham, he changed my tune

You got me chasin' rabbits, spittin' out teeth, and howlin' at the moon

I never thought in this old world, a fool could fall so hard

But honey, baby, when I fell the whole world must have jarred

I think I'd quit my doggish ways if you'd take me for your groom

You got me chasin' rabbits, pickin' out rings, and howlin' at the moon