Drinking with Dolly

Sometimes I think I was born too late

Came into the world in the wrong decade

I swear if I could

I'd go back to the good ol' days

Buy me a '69 Cadillac

A Coke in a bottle and a new 8 track

And sing every word of Harper Valley PTA

Oh oh if I could hit rewind

I'd go drinking with Dolly

After the Opry

Pour one for Tammy too

Put on my rhinestones

Paint up my nails

Kick up my dancing shoes

Hey there Loretta

Put a quarter in the jukebox

We'll sing along with you

And talk about men

Cuz that's what women do

Share a few secrets

And a cigarette

Say a few things that we might regret

Tell it like it is 3 chords

And the cold hard truth

I bet they'd have a little advice to share

How to tame my man

And tack up my hair

Cuz you might as well look good

While you're out paying your dues

Oh oh if I could turn back time

I'd go drinking with Dolly

After the Opry

Pour one for Tammy too

Put on my rhinestones

Paint up my nails

Kick up my dancing shoes

Hey there Loretta

Put a quarter in the jukebox

We'll sing along with you

And talk about men

Cuz that's what women do

Oh oh I bet we'd have a real good time

Drinking with Dolly

After the Opry

Pour one for Tammy too

Put on my rhinestones

Paint up my nails

Kick up my dancing shoes

Hey there Loretta

Put a quarter in the jukebox

We'll sing along with you

We'll raise up a glass

Wish Patsy could be here too

To talk about men

Cuz that's what women do