Funky Worm

She's here, Mr. Johnson Okay, thank you very much Granny, they're expecting you You're a little late So come here this way Right here What? Say it now Oh, say it now, say it now, ahem Me and the Ohio Players Are gonna tell you about a worm He's the funkiest worm in the world Okay, sing it, Clarence There's a worm in the ground, yes there is (That's right, that's right) He's six feet down (Six feet down) He only comes around When he wants to get down But when he comes out of his hole He sounds something like this Oh, that's funky, that's funky Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky Come on wit' it again, fellas Come on wit' it All through all the land, yeah yeah Sing it He plays in a band Plays in a band Plays guitar without any hands Pretty good, I might add Yeah When he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck Everybody wants to get up and dance Ah, get it baby I'm his manager, heh, yeah Gonna make a million dollars I get it all too, he can't spend it Don't stop now honey, get down That's it, that's it Don't, don't Don't fight the feeling Don't fight it OK, that's enough, get out of here Here we go People listen to this Gettin' really funky Get out of here Goin' back in his hole Just the same way he came out Do we get paid for this? Yes, of course I just wanted to make sure, we do, okay OK, you're welcome