Downhill (Upside Down Optimist)

Woke up in the ditch of a bad situation Last chance for any meaningful salvation It's been rainin' inside my house And it's wearin' me down The headless body is sellin' jokes out of a pick-up He's the man if you know how to talk, he can hook you right up Saw him runnin' around on fire under hypnosis Smart enough to be a target but he's too dumb to notice That it's all downhill from here Yes, it's all downhill from here Put the blade in me, baby, give it a twist Everything's impossible when you're locked in the myth I'm just a joke myself, waitin' to be told That it's all downhill from here Yes, it's all downhill I weathered the sickness with no prognosis Went to see the seer but she could not focus She said all of my friends, they're all puttin' on a show Too old to remember, too young to know That it's all downhill from here Yes, it's all downhill from here The upside-down optimist says as he climbs "Don't you worry about me, this happens every time" He's got a bright disposition but he knows how it ends 'Cause it's all downhill, my friends Yeah, it's all downhill from here